[T]he only thing that makes me more excited than the prospect of the Sox all getting a few turns at Burkett is the thought of all the Sox getting a few turns at Burkett while I get a lap dance.Making fun of Burkett is all well and good until I remember that we couldn't quite get enough off of him on October 5th. If only Grady had left him in a little longer, I would have left Fenway as one happy camper. That would have been quite nice.
Instead, I was by far the most miserable Fenway ticketholder of the day. Bad times.