Last week, Bill Simmons pointed his readers to The Miami Herald, which has been following high school linbacker Willie Williams' recruiting journeys.
Read about his recruiting trips to Florida State, Auburn and Miami. As Simmons said, "I couldn't possibly describe what's happening here."
He just committed to Miami today, and appropriately enough, is also the subject of a criminal investigation.
Read all of the articles in order and then tell me that he really got a 1070 on the SAT. Is it out of 2400 now or something?