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January 08, 2004

Yikes, Indeed

My sister says her 12-year-old students know all about sex bracelets.

Yellow: hugging
Purple: kissing
Red: lap dance
Blue: oral sex
Black: the full monty

I, for one, have no idea what's going on here. If you wear a black bracelet, does that mean you're having sex? Or does it mean that you're willing to have sex? Or as the article suggests, "if a boy breaks a jelly bracelet off a girls wrist, he basically gets a sexual coupon for that act." Does that mean a girl with an armful of bracelets is a slut? I just don't get it. Email me to explain it.

Posted by andrew at January 8, 2004 04:47 PM