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January 20, 2004

Mystikal

Say it ain't so.

Another No Limit rapper is headed to the slammer. As I pointed out a while back, No Limit has hit hard times, and this is more of the same. Mystikal has been sentenced to 6 years in jail for sexual assault on his hairstylist. (If you don't mind a boatload of profanity, read the lyrics to Shake Ya Ass. If I was the prosecuting attorney, this would have been Exhibit 2, right after the video of the crime.)

The highlight of this otherwise disturbing fiasco:
"Mystikal mystified my client, and today he was mystified by the court system." - Harry Ezim Jr, attorney for the victim, trying to make a name for himself with a not-so entertaining rhyme.

Posted by andrew at January 20, 2004 03:29 PM